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Review: Spaceman Blues: A Love Song by Brian Francis Slattery

June 27th, 2009

A very energetic story that manages to convey a sense of doom, humor, and hope; usually in the same breath.

It’s a tough one to explain without giving away everything. The best I can do is that it sums up all the feelings of heartbreak, whether it be of a lover or friend that has abandoned you, without getting maudlin, and always as part of the story.

Also aliens and doomsday cults. Just read the damned thing, ok?

You can check out the author’s website and even read a chapter of Spaceman Blues.

Oi, moving webhosts can be a pain

June 27th, 2009

But assuming I see this posted correctly, I figure I’m about done.

Piracy and Games

June 15th, 2009

I can’t speak for the whole republic of the interwebs, but let me tell you when I download games from file shares rather than buy them.

1) No longer available. Such as Metal Fatigue. Fucking Psygnosis and their convoluted fucking corporate death.

2) I’ve bought the game, but it has DRM, which is irritating. Especially if you’re trying to use wine to run it under linux.

3) There’s no fucking demo available.

4) I bought the game, then had the disc get nuked.

Allow me to harp on point 3 there, ok? A number of studios have embraced Steam like services, which is fantastic, and the internet has been used to deploy patches for a long time now, yet demos of things are still so fucking rare, which is a shame. Green House Games seems to have this pegged, but for a lot of titles we either never see a demo or only get one months and months after release. So, in lieu of that, I download the illegal versions. Why? Because if I’m shelling out $40 to $60 I’d like to know if something is going to make me vomit or not.

Don’t believe me? Here’s a short list of titles I can think of doing this way then purchasing

Mechwarrior 4 (and all the expansions)
Dawn of War, plus the extortions, I mean expansions
Supreme Commander + Forged Alliance
Il2 Sturmovik

There’s others that I’m pretty sure about, but not enough to put it on paper.

People are strange

June 14th, 2009

I just saw this ad on craigslist, in the strictly platonic section, and it may as well be titled “Looking to have an affair, but don’t want to admit it to myself”. Here’s the content of the ad-

“I also like the smell of exhaust from a carbereted motor–wierd huh…
I am a country girl and prefer the company of guys to girls. I have lots of girl friends but none that can hold a tranny up while I bolt it in or rebuild a 4 barrel carb….
I have kids, and a husband who is never there for me and does not get me. He does not want me to outdo him–which I can do easily on a daily basis. Rather than being proud of me for the things I have accomplished, he is extremely jealous of me–thats not right. I really just want someone around me that gets me. If you aren’t intimidated by me–email me.”

Anyway, just thought I’d share.

Push (2009)

June 10th, 2009

I hadn’t heard of this movie, at all, but apparently it did actually show on some screens. Not really important, just that when I saw it I’d expected the sort of thing that dwells in the direct to DVD market these days.

Apparently it received a lot of negative reviews, primarily arguing that the plot was too convoluted, which is completely untrue. I’d suggest that’s merely a barometer of the average attention span. You’ll also find mention of the plot being somewhat monotone, which is a fair criticism.

The movie drops you headlong into a world that is recognizable to any fan of science fiction- Nazi scientists set about enhancing latent abilities in people, the rest of the world co-opted the research once they fell. These abilities fall into a bunch of categories-
Pushers can force thoughts and memories into you.
Shifters can change the physical aspect of objects temporarily.
Sniffers can track people from psychic traces left on things.
Watchers see potential futures.
Bleeders emit this ghastly wail that shatters glass and can rupture organs.
Shadows generate a sort of anti-sniffer field.
Wipers erase memories.
Stitchers can mend injuries.
Movers are telekinetics.

First off, I really enjoyed the movie. It was filmed really well, the actors all did good work, the script was not bad and bordered on really good several times. Well worth renting or buying if you’re into collecting DVDs.

The good-
Sets were wonderful. Lighting and camera work were all really well done. Location shots were brilliant. The story was really rather compelling, conceptually, and carried off pretty well. Makeup and clothing left people looking like people, which is shockingly rare.

The questionable-
There’s a power enhancing drug in the film, but it kills everyone they try it on, leading me to wonder how they know it enhances anything. This is questionable, rather than bad, because in most movies the drug would turn you into some freakish juggernaut, but this one is aptly compared to steroids, meaning the effect is significant but not overwhelming. Which, of course, leads you to wonder why you’d test something of marginal benefit, and near certain death, on such worthwhile resources. One is left to assume that they use it on people that have Fucked Up, which makes sense given the rest of the story.

Nick, one of the protagonists, initially has little skill with his telekinesis, because he doesn’t use it. I have trouble buying this. There’s no indication that using it makes him easier to track, and it doesn’t appear to have any negative consequences. I mean, it’s not like his eyes bleed whenever he bends a spoon, ya’ know? With a little bit of tweaking it would have been easy to paint it as more of a lack of teaching. Still, I’m willing to buy it.

The bad-
There are definitely a few places where you go “Haven’t we been here before?”. It’s not so bad as to ruin the film, but it is enough that you’ll notice it.

At one point they’re trying to figure out where a certain locker is, and realize it’s being Shadowed. In a startling lapse of logic, given how internally consistent the rest of the story really is, the little girl Watcher says something about not being able to see the building if it’s being Shadowed. There’s some mention of how that shouldn’t be possible and how Shadows shouldn’t be able to do whole buildings, but it felt really weak just because of that lapse. Seriously, how did she know?

There’s other dangling threads, but I won’t lump them in as bad, since it’s obvious that the writers want to finish things up in either a sequel or a comic book series I saw mentioned.

Amusing

June 9th, 2009

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I know it’s wrong

June 4th, 2009

but I wish some apocalypse would happen just so Christians/Other Nutbags would shut up. In order for that to work out though it’d have to be something totally off the wall. Like a takeover by alien giraffes.

Motion detection triggering recording from a webcam under Ubuntu

June 2nd, 2009

A client of mine made the switch to Ubuntu from Vista (after Vista constantly threw up on itself over using the AHCI disk mode, despite being shipped that way. One of the lingering issues from the switch has been setting the laptop up to record video from the webcam when motion is detected. I found a number of solutions, but none of them were user friendly enough, or they only captured to stills.

Then I found wxcam. So far it’s a brilliant webcam solution. There were two issues I had installing it, a small one and a big one.

First there was a library dependency that wasn’t available from the 9.04 repos for some reason, but installing the 8.10/Intrepid version went fine. I don’t recall the lib name offhand, but just google for it if you need it.

Second was when I went to run it. It would pop up say it detected the webcam them segfault. Thankfully the mailing list archive provide the answer. Simply edit the .wxcam file in your home directory and correct the resolution that has been mysteriously set to something bizarre, like 1600×1200. The webcam I was setting up runs at 320×240, but setting that to 640×480 is fine and easier to view.

From there it was just a matter of setting the motion trigger area, hitting modify, check the motion detection box and hit record.

I see things like this

June 2nd, 2009

and can’t help but feel somebody is fudging the math. Like, pretty extensively too.

“More energy will be produced by this ignition process than the amount of laser energy required to start it. This is the long-sought goal of energy gain that has been the goal of fusion researchers for more than half a century,” said NIF director Edward Moses.

Remember kids

June 2nd, 2009

If suddenly something you’re working on starts throwing errors, it’s very likely your fault.

In this particular case I was slamming my head against the wall wondering why this file upload script was always uploading the same picture in subsequent fields. I finally realized I hadn’t made anything unique about the field being polled for the file info, so it would just hit the first match over and over again. Thankfully this didn’t take me a long time to figure out.

This project is probably the most sprawling thing I’ve ever worked on. It’s not bloated, yet, but it is comprised of very many little components. Not as many as, for instance, Drupal or anything else insane, but a lot for a team of one to be managing.