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A Brief Explanation of Evolution

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

The very wording of most things we’re exposed to on the matter of evolution causes people to frame the process in entirely the wrong way. Too often it’s expressed as being something goal driven, motivated somehow. Bear in mind that this is a simple explanation, and it’s been a long time since I was actively involved with science, so always do your own fact checking. Ok, onward.

For instance, something like- “Human brains evolved to cope with complicated language”

Or- “Kissing evolved to spread germs”

These things are said with authority, and go a long way towards shaping the public’s understanding, yet are completely backwards. Our language grew out of having complex brains, the brains themselves having been built up via selective pressures favoring individuals expressing complex cognition. Individuals that kissed, that had the urge to kiss, didn’t suffer fetus harming pregnancies, which is a pretty quick way to weed out other behaviors.

Nothing evolves to do anything. It’s just stuff that happens that is sometimes beneficial, sometimes detrimental, and most often totally neutral.

Here’s the basics.

Let’s skip how the banging together of chemicals gave rise to the initial organisms on the planet. They were really interesting, and swapped DNA like college kids, but I’m not getting into it.

So. Take a given organism and watch it over time. Variety arises in the genomes of the individuals as they reproduce, primarily through small mutations. If the species reproduces sexually that greatly enhances the variety of the genome, thanks both to drawing from two separate genomes and the DNA juggling done during gamete formation.

Now we get to selective pressure. Something happens that changes the environment in some way. This could be weather, food supply, a species foreign to the area, a dude in coveralls sterilizing all the pigs with long tails, or whatever. The point is that Something Has Changed.

Now our species is challenged, or even dying in droves. Some of them have some trait (or cluster of traits) that previously were neutral, but are now allowing these individuals to survive to one degree or another in this changed environment. This doesn’t always happen, hence extinction. There is no choice, there is no drive, there is simply individuals that live and breed or don’t.

Within our group of survivors there may be several variations on the trait(s) enabling survival, or even completely disparate mechanisms. Typically one will prove more able and overtake the others, though sometimes this just signals a point of divergence as one group of offspring meander off. Like the various primates, or weasels and otters.

Now, it’s important to note here, that this modified species isn’t “better” in any way, it’s just that these are the descendants of individuals lucky enough to have some trait that allowed them to live through this change. There is this commonly held fallacy that evolution is some progression towards a higher or more perfect state. It is no such thing. There is no “next step”. There’s just success or failure, in a biological sense, and it’s entirely dependent on the environmental context. Only through the incredibly hazy view of hindsight does it look like anything else.

Let’s take a real life example. We have a culture of streptococcus, aka strep, aka a bacteria you don’t want. There they are, reproducing away. Now we introduce some penicillin to the media, but not at a high enough concentration to kill the bacteria outright. Some individuals in the culture may die, because they were either carrying a trait that made them sensitive to the antibiotic or were otherwise weakened, while others will slow way down as they process the lethal agent, and still others may have a trait that allows them to perform more or less normally in this environment. A little time passes, and the most resistant individuals will tend to produce the most offspring, because they aren’t busy dying. Now we up the concentration of penicillin. Fewer members die, the next generation will tend to have a high concentration of the most effective coping mechanisms. Repeat this process until you have strep that cannot be killed by any amount of penicillin. Enjoy.

The strep culture didn’t suddenly go “We’re under attack! Hurry, mutate! Fight back!”, it’s just mechanical principles at work. If your culture was totally lacking in traits to survive penicillin type attacks then it wouldn’t go anywhere, just like wishing you could fly, or falling from an airplane, won’t grow wings on you or your children.

This variety of strep isn’t even necessarily better in any objective way from the regular strain. It has extra proteins to code, which eats up resources that would normally go for normal life functions, and may even have other problems.

What kind of problems? Well, let’s look at another real life example. Malaria is a parasite that grows in blood cells (at one stage anyway), interfering with their functions and eventually causing them to burst. Very attractive. A group of humans had the good fortune of getting a gene that causes an infected cell to essentially implode when infected, stopping the infection there. This doesn’t grant total immunity, but it does generally mean the individual lives on and thus procreates.

Sounds good, right? Well. There’s a catch. Two catches, actually. If you have two copies of this gene you have sickle cell anemia. Even just having one copy can cause your blood to start freaking out under certain circumstances.

Now, here’s the thing, even if a trait has negative consequences, it will continue to be present in a species so long as the individuals live long enough, and are healthy enough, to spawn kids and raise them to a point where they can care for themselves, and if they happen to be the type of critter to raise strange children then it doesn’t matter if the individual even lives that long.

It’s like smoothing a branch by forcing it through a hole in a rock over and over.

Why I Won’t Be Running Out To See Avatar

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

First, and most importantly, is because it’s a tired storyline tied to a not really all that impressive setting. I don’t care how pretty a movie is supposed to be, this one looks sort of like melty cheese ass to me. And at nearly three hours it better have more than eye candy anyway.

The story is bound to be crap, so let’s look at these visuals. Yep. Sure are some blue fuckers running around. And some bullshit floating continents. Why are we mixing live action and cgi like this again? Don’t feed me shit about how good the cgi is either. District 9 had fucking amazing cgi, and the best part was that it was only used as needed. This is a bunch of shit that tries putting a vague bloom effect on everything to get your attention away from how the people and animation don’t visually mesh. Don’t get me wrong, it looks like a lot of hard work went into it and all, but it’s dumb to mix animation and live action on this sort of scale, unless you’re doing something like Cool World or Who Framed Roger Rabbit where that’s part of the setup.

So, it begs the question, why was it done this way? I think it’s because they didn’t want to be seen as making a cartoon, despite things like Reboot or Battle Planets being (presumably) more engaging because of the consistent visuals and rather less pretentious storylines.

Please, movie makers, stop ejaculating money onto the screen by the tera-gallon and calling it good. It’s usually just rehashed shit. For examples see the remake of King Kong, both Transformers, the Ang Lee Hulk, and so on.

Edit: Somehow I forgot to mention that one thing that absolutely angers me is how given a medium of incredible flexibility we’re given blue cat people.

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Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009
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Evolution isn’t like that people!

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Ok. So, there’s this TED talk about artificial brains.

First off, whenever you hear something is 10 years away, it usually stays 10 years away for a very long time. I’m not saying it can’t be done, because it really should be less than 10 years away, but that’s not what I’m hear to talk about.

Oh no. No. There’s this nugget in there that stopped me cold.

“It’s a new brain,” he explained. “The mammals needed it because they had to cope with parenthood, social interactions complex cognitive functions.

“It was so successful an evolution from mouse to man it expanded about a thousand fold in terms of the numbers of units to produce this almost frightening organ.”

I swear they don’t teach people anything. I am thankful, and spiteful, every day for my general love of reading and thinking. Check this out. Do you really think that something evolves because a species needed it? Really? Stab yourself in the eye. There might be follow up questions, so you might want to take a time out to do research.

Evolution has no goals. Strictly speaking evolution doesn’t exist, just like you can’t say (though many do) that time exists. They’re both logical constructions that we use as intellectual tools. Both are frameworks to hang observations on so we can correlate this shit in a half-orderly manner and look for possible causal relations.

Evolution is easy. You have a number of critters. They breed, and over time have a variety of different traits. If a trait inhibits mating it dies out pretty rapidly, along with any other unique traits those individual may have had. Duh. If a trait increases the chance of mating then it succeeds and is, obviously, passed on. If a great big stress comes along, like a large shift in what makes up the air, then you see a large paring down of the gene pool to just those individuals with traits that allow them to breed in spite of the stressed environment. Obviously the second phase of “success” is that the new generation is able to live long enough to breed.

All those complex behaviors, and ability to think new things, came about because of the increased processing ability, not the other way around.

The second statement seems dubious to me, but I can’t deny it outright since it’s not like I’ve done any research on it. Still, without a lot of mutation, and pressures that make those mutated individuals more likely to breed than others, there’s no reason to assume a trait is continuing to expand. Again, there is no motive force to this stuff, it’s just physical principle.

Oi, moving webhosts can be a pain

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

But assuming I see this posted correctly, I figure I’m about done.

Piracy and Games

Monday, June 15th, 2009

I can’t speak for the whole republic of the interwebs, but let me tell you when I download games from file shares rather than buy them.

1) No longer available. Such as Metal Fatigue. Fucking Psygnosis and their convoluted fucking corporate death.

2) I’ve bought the game, but it has DRM, which is irritating. Especially if you’re trying to use wine to run it under linux.

3) There’s no fucking demo available.

4) I bought the game, then had the disc get nuked.

Allow me to harp on point 3 there, ok? A number of studios have embraced Steam like services, which is fantastic, and the internet has been used to deploy patches for a long time now, yet demos of things are still so fucking rare, which is a shame. Green House Games seems to have this pegged, but for a lot of titles we either never see a demo or only get one months and months after release. So, in lieu of that, I download the illegal versions. Why? Because if I’m shelling out $40 to $60 I’d like to know if something is going to make me vomit or not.

Don’t believe me? Here’s a short list of titles I can think of doing this way then purchasing

Mechwarrior 4 (and all the expansions)
Dawn of War, plus the extortions, I mean expansions
Supreme Commander + Forged Alliance
Il2 Sturmovik

There’s others that I’m pretty sure about, but not enough to put it on paper.

People are strange

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

I just saw this ad on craigslist, in the strictly platonic section, and it may as well be titled “Looking to have an affair, but don’t want to admit it to myself”. Here’s the content of the ad-

“I also like the smell of exhaust from a carbereted motor–wierd huh…
I am a country girl and prefer the company of guys to girls. I have lots of girl friends but none that can hold a tranny up while I bolt it in or rebuild a 4 barrel carb….
I have kids, and a husband who is never there for me and does not get me. He does not want me to outdo him–which I can do easily on a daily basis. Rather than being proud of me for the things I have accomplished, he is extremely jealous of me–thats not right. I really just want someone around me that gets me. If you aren’t intimidated by me–email me.”

Anyway, just thought I’d share.

Amusing

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

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I know it’s wrong

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

but I wish some apocalypse would happen just so Christians/Other Nutbags would shut up. In order for that to work out though it’d have to be something totally off the wall. Like a takeover by alien giraffes.

I see things like this

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

and can’t help but feel somebody is fudging the math. Like, pretty extensively too.

“More energy will be produced by this ignition process than the amount of laser energy required to start it. This is the long-sought goal of energy gain that has been the goal of fusion researchers for more than half a century,” said NIF director Edward Moses.