Asshat owns two phones, likes neither
Seriously though, I’ve heard nothing but bad things about his silly vacuum cleaners, and for some reason I’m apparently supposed to care what he thinks about phones.
If, in the course of an interview, someone says “I use two phones” you have two responses-
A)Politely ask them “why the fuck do you have two mobile phones?”.
B)Strike them viciously in the gonads then break whichever phone you can get to first, preferably by ramming it into their skull.