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I know I’m not religious, and care not for family, but it’s a freaking holiday people, stop calling me.

I don’t know why, but it does.

Anyway. I may have a crippling addiction to Mass Effect, a game I totally expected to be only mediocre. It has problems, for sure, but nothing I can’t live with.

On to the news.

Imagine a world where lazy fucks get lazier, and the fear of forgetting a name becomes a crippling fixation instead of a three second query.

I’m all for multi-cpu chips, but seriously, that example is the least inspiring thing you could use. Lie to me. Tell me it’ll take us to Mars, or something else useful.

but I’m really tired of these “expansions”, which are the entire game but require you to have the previous games installed to play as the units from those games. Seriously now.

Sure, there’s an unlocker utility, made by a fan, that allows you to just put in your keys and all that, but come on. This sort of thing is just a pain in the ass. At most I’d expect the game to ask for my keys, and at best it just wouldn’t matter that much.

Feh. Everyone everywhere seems to get more retarded every day.

The hardest part about this is that it’s getting very hard for me to not just up and stop explaining “no, your email is fucked at the ISP end” in order to launch into “You stupid fucking cow, why don’t you fucking curl up and die, preferably in a way that eliminates your children at the same fucking time?”.

In related news, I’m very tired.

just about anything. I got an email tonight saying something to the effect of “since you fixed my email, my husband isn’t getting his email”. Now, the back story here is that I went out, removed some broken anti-spam shitware, cleaned house on some viruses, and set up a pair of message rules. Now, if that were all to the story, it wouldn’t be so tragically laughable, because, hey, I came out, touched the computer, and now something supposedly doesn’t work, right?

The kicker? He doesn’t use that computer for his email, he uses his laptop. So, apparently I used my magic and angered the interweb demons.

I’m just asking that they don’t let them out of school before they can pass a reading comprehension test, you know?

to end up with this much absolute shit on your computer.

I don’t think they missed a single opportunity to click something stupid.  Removeit, a nice little niche malware scanner, has found 28 things so far. To give you some idea, on a trouble system it normally pulls up 2 to 6. The crappy virus scanner that was on here causes Windows to bluescreen.

The kicker is that it’s obvious most of this was done on purpose. Most of the horrifying ad generators were installed as themselves, not piggy backed in on something.

Jesus christ man.