Reviewer People
First, I realize that nobody reads this, but I have to try. So, with that out of the way-
Movie Reviewers- Make sure you can remember things longer than my dog. A sequel shouldn’t have to retell the previous film(s), since that’s an aggravating waste of time for those of us with normal IQs. Also, a movie shouldn’t ever have a flashback to something that we watched happen earlier in the film. While this benefits people who can’t remember if they’re diabetic or not, the rest of us are going to want the film makers to die.
In short, if you aren’t sure that you can follow a movie well enough to tell someone about it, here’s a quick test. Pick up a Mad Magazine. Did you get a genuine laugh? Yeah? Then no, you aren’t able to read and comprehend, thus it is extremely unlikely you can understand any kind of story, and should likely just off yourself.